Your best friend gave you a microphone.
Let’s make sure he doesn’t regret it.
You know the guy. You have the stories. You probably even have feelings about him, although we don’t need to make that weird.
Brother Toasts turns all of that into a wedding speech that’s funny, genuine, and actually sounds like you. Bring me the draft you’ve already written, or show up with absolutely nothing. Either way, you’ll leave with a toast worthy of the guy who trusted you with a microphone.
No clichés. No AI sludge. No Zoom calls.
He’s like your brother. Toast him like one.
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I Tried
You wrote something. Maybe it’s too long. Maybe the jokes aren’t landing. Maybe you somehow spent three paragraphs talking about college and haven’t mentioned the person your buddy is marrying.
Send me your draft. I’ll tighten it up, sharpen the good stuff, cut what nobody needs to hear, and turn it into a toast that sounds like you on your best day.
Includes one round of revisions.
You actually have to write the draft. If AI wrote it for you, see: I Got Nothing.
$250
I Got Nothing
You know the guy. You love the guy. You have years of stories. Unfortunately, every time you try to turn any of that into a speech, you get:
“Mike’s just a really good dude.”
Perfect. I can work with that.
You’ll answer some questions and, if you want, send voice notes so I can hear how you actually talk. I’ll take it from there and write you a complete, ready-to-deliver toast that sounds like you, not a professional speechwriter.
Includes one round of revisions.
$500